Random guy1: next thing ya know the shy girl is gonna be yell and pointing at some guy with a gun…
(Far away)
Me: Aa-choo!

Random guy2: You ok dude?

Me: Yeah, I guess someone must be talking about me…or unknowingly making an indirect reference to future events in which I’m somehow involved, most likely with disastrous but fairly amusing consequences.

Random guy2: so uh…how that shy girl thing coming?

Me: Oh Great! Next is guns!